Sunday, February 23, 2014

King Cake, Andrew and Heather's car, Jiaxin's bday gift, subbing, and The Piano Guys


Not much news from Ryan, but Mardi Gras season is gearing up. Ryan had his first king cake and liked it.

It's a tradition. A King Cake is where a small plastic baby is baked inside a special cake, which was more like roll dough with sugar on top than cake and was usually shaped like a race track and covered in the Mardi Gras colors of gold, green, and purple when I lived there. I hear they are more like cinnamon rolls and real cake and much yummier these days. Anyway, whoever gets the piece with the baby in it is supposed to supply the next king cake for the next party. They are eaten all season long. Hence the quote Ryan shared from his companion:

 "The awkward moment when you're eating food and your biggest concern is choking on a baby." -Elder Bischoff

random photo from the internet to give you an idea...
Andrew and Heather bought their first vehicle this week! A 2003 Chevy Cavalier. Congratulations to them! They've been wanting one ever since they got married.

Hannah made Jiaxin a birthday gift this week (March 16th is his birthday). It's a pillowcase. She really is talented. It will go with his Christmas gift that I still haven't mailed to him yet (pathetic, no?):

I had a slightly better week subbing, but some happenings still weren't to my liking (e.g. during a gluing project on Friday someone turned an open Elmer's glue bottle upside down in the center hole of a lab table). On Friday, Kerri, the wife of the man I'm subbing for, came in and with Derild's help, we (he) unscrewed the table groupings and we rearranged them, so now the tables are in straight rows. It hopefully should really cut down on the chatting. I look forward to a better week. Three weeks down and 5 to go.

And lastly, I LOVE The Piano Guys. Have I mentioned them before? Piano and cello. Spiced up versions of classical music (like Beethoven, Vivaldi, and  Pachelbel) and modern pieces (like Star Wars, Mission Impossible, and A Thousand Years). They have filmed in some amazing locations like on the Great Wall of China, in the ocean, on desert buttes, and now, in an ice castle.

Their newest music video is fabulous. They take music from the new movie "Frozen" and add some of Vivaldi's "Winter" to it. Really cool. For some reason, it won't let me embed the video, but here's the link. Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dakd7EIgBE

Have a great week!

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Hannah's happenings, Eric's a poet, and a train

Hannah's senior pictures, cello, and Valentine's cupcakes

Hannah was nearing the deadline for submitting a photo to go in the yearbook as her Senior picture. I have to admit that the 3 older boys never had official senior portraits taken, so I didn't plan on doing the same with Hannah. She and Geoff went out with the camera last week while it was drizzling. They got some really nice pictures. This is my favorite.



Hannah's been missing playing the cello since she stopped taking it after her freshman year. We finally got one for her and it arrived this week. She named it Omniscient.

Hannah and Omniscient
For the last few weeks Hannah has been putting time in creating Valentine gifts for her cousins, a few friends, her teachers, and classmates. It involved using my Silhouette cutter to cut out these cute boxes that cupcakes go in. She then made these little sprinkle packets that said: You are the sprinkle to my cupcake. She made one for every classmate she had this semester. She made about 75 of these. Since AP physics is a double block, many kids are in more than one of Hannah's classes, and she has 2 free blocks this semester, it wasn't as many as it could have been. I bumped into a group of her friends after school and we talked about Hannah's gift. I made the comment that she was insane. Skyler said Hannah got it from her mother. I agreed with her, though my insanity runs in other directions.


 Eric's email

Eric's email was a riot this week, so I thought I'd print it. And no, he did not get his Valentine's package this week. It is still sitting on the cedar chest along with Ryan and Jiaxin's boxes. I've decided they will not be getting late Valentine's boxes, but early Easter boxes that have some valentine's candy in them. Anyway, here's Eric:

I do not have much 
to say today, so my post
will be in haiku.

A haiku is a
kind of poem. How many
syllables is poem?

Camera is... three?
Or two, cam'ra. Either way,
I did not bring mine. [I keep asking for photos and he forgets to bring his camera to the computers]

(A picture is worth
1,000 words. That's almost
59 haiku.)

Now that I'm finished
being clever at you, time
to tell you 'bout stuff.

Thank you for the warm
wishes. Happy Saturday
morning to you, too.

I've never eaten 
at Olive Garden. How are
the soup and breadsticks? [Glen and I ate there Valentine's night]

Dr Newell could
never make it, but we did
Get Lynn Hilton once. [Lloyd Newell of Music and the Spoken Word was supposed to speak to them]

The Hiltons were the
ones, In Search of Lehi's Trail. [a dvd I own]
It was pretty sweet.

This week I did not
get time to look at the film. [Glen has asked him to look up a film at the Family History Library]
Let me tell you why.

Research Strategies
was on the third floor, I guess,
instead of floor two?

Turns out there was the
Bountiful 10th Ward Youth Group
using up our room!

And so all of us
who have research Wednesday
just had to stay put.

Special Valentine's
"care packages" came for some
other elders... Weird. [guilty as charged]

What else was there to
tell you about? Hmm, let's see...
No wait, that was it.

A lady told me
when I held the door open
to thank you for her.

Quote: "What a sweetheart!"
Then: "Thank your parents for me."
Well, alrighty then. 

(This was like a month 
ago, only I forgot
about it till now.)

Well, that's about it.
Hugs and kisses to you all.
Elder Perazzo

And since I'm posting Eric's poetry, this is what came up on his blog dielikeadisneyvillan this week (he pre-scheduled posts before he left on his mission). It might be words to one of the songs he's written. I need to ask him about it.

Beyond the Evening Star

I’m blue
By the light of the moon
By the light of the setting sun
I’m a sailor
Who’s sailed so far from home
But where do I belong?
I’m a sailor
Sailing on a sea of stars
Sailed beyond all the stars
I’ve ever known.
I’m a sailor
Sailing on a sea of stars
But where do I belong?
Where do I belong, where do I belong?
Where do any of us belong?
We
All belong here
Planet Earth, the Earth.

We
All belong here
Planet Earth, the Earth.
And the sky used to be above me
But now it’s below me, around me, the sky surrounds me
Planet Earth, the Earth


bad morning at school (whining session now so you can stop reading at anytime)

--the light at the end of the tunnel that I was hoping for last week turned out to be a train that ran me over Friday morning--my worst day subbing ever (in 6 1/2 years) and that includes the spit wads a 4th grader put in my hair back when I'd sub at the elementary schools. Thankfully, the worst part on my day only lasted 30-60 minutes, but it was bad and I felt terrible the rest of the day. Since this embarrassing train derailment has plenty of witnesses, I'm willing (and wanting just in case any of you heard rumors) to talk about it.

After 2 weeks of dealing with these mostly 9th graders--and if they aren't 9th graders in biology it means they've failed it already and are taking it again so they aren't mature and/or aren't dedicated students--who mostly don't seem to have much respect for women teachers, I was at wit's end and loosing my voice. No joke. Out of the 6 classes that I have (5 biology classes and 1 environmental science that another teacher has thankfully taken over most of the teaching--although with the firing of the wood shop teacher last week, that might change as she might have new things to deal with), I don't have one class that I consider well behaved. To sub here for a day or two would be OK, but after 2 weeks...

The classes have good kids in them, of course, and kids that I like, even though they are a pain in the rear, but none of the classes are quiet while I'm trying to talk. I will start to talk and then one or two (or more) groups start talking. So I stop and wait. They get quiet, so I try to talk again. As soon as I start talking, so do they. Sometimes I can't even figure out who is talking because they don't have individual desks but have 2 tables pushed together with 6-8 students at a table...so part of the class has their backs to me and I can't always see who's talking...OK. I just figured that out. I need to either change the tables or make sure everyone's turned to see me...hmm..but how can they take notes with the table behind them... I'm going to have to work on that. And of course the classes are somewhat large (the average is 30). I had already decided on changing the seating chart (there wasn't one when I arrived...everyone just sat where they wanted), which led to the problem Friday morning.

Basic story: after 2 boys (a 10th grader and a senior neither of whom had Mr. Wilson last semester which often means they have been kicked out of some other teacher's class at semester), who don't do any work ever anyway and one (the senior) has a tendency to swear, refused to move when I tried to try a new seating arrangement. It was just the straw that broke this camel's back. The incident itself shouldn't have been that big of a deal. But, because of the previous 2 weeks (and I had just emailed the Derild, the Dean of Students, the previous day telling him I needed help figuring out what to do with 4th and 5th blocks specifically), and the fact that this hormonal camel was running short on sleep and was fed up with disrespectful and disobedient students, it went from bad to worse. My fault.

I couldn't remember how to send a referral email, so I couldn't go that route. I got really frustrated as I was trying to call the office. I couldn't get through and, because I only knew one person's extension and she wasn't answering (and I didn't have a list of extensions then, but Derild brought me one later), I couldn't call anybody else in the office. I went across the hall to get another teacher to help me. But it was his prep...so I went down the hall and had to get another teacher to come. I was ready for the insane asylum by this point.

He kicked the boys out. And yelled at the students for me. And threatened them. He was much more imposing that I am. After he left, one of the pain-in-the-butt-but-I-like-him-anyway students came to me and said, "I think someone needs a hug." I just laughed. Anyway, we finished the instructions for the lab and started our chromatography experiment.

After a little bit, the boys were brought back to my class by Derild and I was told they promised to co-operate. Sigh. Since they were the straw and not really a huge problem in and of themselves, that was OK.

And the girl in the next block that I had, sadly, been excited to hear that she was arrested for a parole violation and Derild told me that she wouldn't be in my class that day, she was there because her mother bailed her out for $2,500 (that info came from the girl). There are few students I truly want nothing to do with. She is one of them. I'd rather have the other 2 boys every class period than this girl in just one. Another sigh.

So, I was not having the best day at school. But I survived, and that night Glen and I got to go to the temple and eat out with the other members of the High Council and Stake Presidency and their wives at The Olive Garden (Glen and I split our entrees of portabella mushrooms in smoky cheese sauce and eggplant parmigiana--definitely my favorites). I was very grateful that we were invited to carpool with Christy and her husband as that was one less stress for my day.

I'm so glad we have Monday off. Saturday, when I should have been elsewhere because of my calling in Young Women's, was spent grading papers, inputting grades, studying cellular respiration which is our new topic for next week (it has been over 30 years since I studied this stuff), and trying to get lesson plans together. I'm mostly ready. Like I said, I'm glad we have Monday off.

So, sorry for the ramblings above that I'm too tired to edit correctly (I love parenthetical phrases, in case you hadn't noticed).

Hoping for a better week. Shalom and namaste.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

AM...Studio "P"...pinterest "hard-boiled" eggs...treading water

AM:

Glen's Aunt Margaret  (nicknamed AM by Alan when they were all kids), who is also our next door neighbor, fell and broke her hip this week. :( Our thoughts and prayer are with her and UJ (Uncle Jim) as she recuperates in the hospital.

Studio P:

Monday night some of Glen's students re-enacted a few of the comedy sketches from BYU's show "Studio C" (the C standing for "comedy," I believe). I told Glen we needed to call what he was doing Studio P (p for "phunny???" as well as "Perazzo") or even Studio CCHS. Maybe if they do it again, he'll take my advice. I thought it was a great evening.

They didn't do any of the Shoulder Devil/ Shoulder Angel skits, but maybe next time, they could try one of them. Here's a sampler:


or go here to watch it directly on youtube and to see other sketches:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1wRdpAz3oM

"Shakespearean Therapy" where Juliet talks to her therapist about Romeo

"Hibiscus" where the Bisque Chef tries to get some edible flowers for his date

"Celebirthary" where the husband has to figure out what the wife is celebrating
Baking "hard-boiled" eggs:

One pinterest idea I've tried lately and love is the recipe for baking hard-boiled eggs instead of boiling them. They peel more easily than the boiled variety (adding baking soda to water helps eggs to peel, but I think baking them is better still). Put your eggs in muffin tins and bake at 325ยบ for 30 minutes. Ta da.

Treading water:

I know the address for my blog is "Treading Water," but I have to say that most of the time I think I'm doing better than just treading. Treading water is when I'm barely keeping my head above water. I'm not drowning, but don't necessarily feel like I'm making progress (other than staying alive and keeping my family alive, which really is worth something).

Life was definitely set on the "treading water" mode when my kids were little. But now that they are older and I only have 2 at home anyway, I could rename the blog "Dog Paddling" (which is my swimming style, btw. nothing elegant for me)... hmm maybe I should rename my other blog to that....

This past week I was treading water. And I probably will be next week too. But the end is in sight, right?

I've started a 2 month subbing job. The teacher, a science teacher at the high school, was set for surgery on the 3rd, but then got the flu 6 days before that. So, long story short--things weren't really ready for me to take over.

In case you don't know this about me, I'm lazy. Of course, I don't say I'm lazy usually. I say I'm low energy. Usually if I sub, I come home and I'm "done." I get very little extra done. So, my house slowly falls apart. I think it's funny that about a week after I decided I was going to sub less so I could get and keep my house in order, I was asked if I could take this long term job.


So, I survived the week, though I wish I knew on Monday what I know now as I would have changed the lesson plans left for me. Yesterday I was working on plans for next week. Can I just say that I love YouTube? Here's part of tomorrow's lesson (we're only using the first 9 minutes):


Have a great week everyone!

Sunday, February 2, 2014

Science Bowl, Living Legends, our poltergiest, and other things

Update from last week: Ryan is now serving in Natchitoches, Louisiana (pronounce Nak'-i-tosh). He is 30 miles from his previous assignment and still in the same district, so he already knew his companion, who is the District Leader. Too funny.

Heather is in BYU Women's Chorus and they sang the National Anthem at last night's BYU basketball game (BYU won, by the way). So if you saw the game, you heard her sing! (we weren't home, so missed it)

On Friday, Hannah went to Vegas with the CCHS Science Bowl team (which included her cousin Joseph). They didn't win the tourney, but the team won the Good Sportsmanship Award! And it sounds like they really deserved it.

The team coach, Karl, told us that Hannah could hear the answers coming from the teams using the next room, but she didn't ring in because she felt it would be cheating. She told her coach who then told the officials. Their response was something like: "This is a competition. She should take advantage of it." Karl's response was something like it was an ethical problem.

As their prize for winning the Good Sportsmen Award, each member of the team received a pair of sound-reducing headphones and individual plaques (the 1st place team members just get one plaque for their school).

Way to go Hannah. And Karl.

When Hannah got back on Saturday evening, the house was empty because Glen, Alex, and I (and a bunch of other family members) were in Reno attending a Living Legends performance. It is a group from BYU made up of Native American, Polynesian, and Latin American students who perform native dances. We had a wonderful evening. I think I liked the Polynesian dances the best, but the others were great, too.


Tonight was our Young Women's New Beginnings Program. It's where the girls that are going to be entering the Young Women's program (at age 12) get introduced to the program and to Personal Progress, which is a goal setting part of Young Women's. I thought the girls did a great job presenting their parts. For dessert we had ice cream with toppings that matched the 8 colors of the 8 Personal Progress values (Faith, Divine Nature, Individual Worth, Knowledge, Choice and Accountability, Integrity, and Virtue). It looked and tasted great.

ice cream and whipped cream went in the white spot and blueberries in the blue spot
So, our electricity and our heater have been acting up. After 3 visits from the handy man, it looks like our heater is going to behave itself now. The electricity went out to half our house (we have 2 lines coming in from the pole and one isn't working). The electricity had been blinking on and off for a second or two every now and then for a few days. Hence the poltergeist. Then it just went out Friday night. Anyway, thankfully our heater is on the working side. The fridge is using an extension cord to stay going. Glen spent all day Saturday figuring out that the problem is not in our house or fuse box, but at the pole. I hope the electric company can get it fixed on Monday.

The saying "An old dog can't learn new tricks" could be changed to "An old dog doesn't want to learn new tricks" in my case. Alex keeps making me play these complicated games with him. Well, Alex loves the games Agricola and Power Grid that his cousins have. He forced me to learn how to play them this week. And he doesn't just teach me and let me learn one. Oh, no. Once I've played it once, he then wants to play a variation. Ugh. Painful. But once the pain of learning the rules is over, they are kind of fun.

Agricola
So, it's been a good if not crazy week. We actually got a bit of snow and hope to get some more.
31 January 2014